when you and your friends see a fine booty


(vía mymanisawinner)


i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

(vía mymanisawinner)

"You are light. Sometimes, you shine so brightly I must look away. But even so, is it still okay if I stay by your side?"


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(vía spark-and-his-sourwolf)



why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig


leave peppa pig out of this

(vía neversayitscoldoutside)